February 2012
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my forearms are nearly always exposed
no sleeves can contain me
head bob
it’s the only dance I know
if two celebrities look alike, why is the uglier...
dress up in a bunch of bullet belts, baby
i’ll wear a suit and carry a chainsaw
THINK OF THE PHOTOSHOOT!!!
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maghrabies replied to your post: maghrabies replied to your post: Q. How do you…
Idont get the joke lmfao
asian girls are hard to place, age-wise
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maghrabies replied to your post: Q. How do you determine the age of an asian female?
Idgi is she a tree or an onion
onions don’t grow on trees, silly
whiskey. tango. foxtrot.: Do you know how hard it... →
hinduthug:
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thevarshmallow:
Extremely.
So whenever I friend an Indian girl with a perfect face on facebook, I creep through all of her pictures in a suspended state of wondrous disbelief. Currently there are two such females that I know, and I go through alternating phases of hating and admiring their faces. Please note that this is all being said in a completely platonic...
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Q. How do you determine the age of an asian...
A. Cut her open and count the rings
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Ask me inappropriate things →
Anonymous asked: things?
Ask me things →
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syncopatedrhythms replied to your post: syncopatedrhythms replied to your post:…
Your existence is its namesake….EXISTENCE…as is everyone else’s. But I will say, you’re special because you’re my friend. D’aw.
ur a faggot for saying that, and that makes you special :)
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syncopatedrhythms replied to your post: syncopatedrhythms replied to your post: what do I…
Oh wow. I just saw this. I was being a douche…as per usual. To be honest, though, that special “thing” isn’t real. It’s a bullshit excuse for us to think that our existence is somehow meaningful and that our idiosyncrasies matter. Do you, bro.
my existence is full of means, brahmin
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Whenever you see Mac Dre..
don’t. just fuckin don’t
I injoy egnoranse
xum # mi
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syncopatedrhythms replied to your post: what do I have that everyone wants?
sass
That’s a bullshit answer and you know it Esh. “sass” can be defined as anything. I have some kind of mastery, I just haven’t seen it yet.
It’s there, I need to find my yang..or yin?
matador
1. A bullfighter who performs the final passes and kills the bull.
1esp. Un torero que lleva a cabo la final pasa y mata al toro.
2. A feminine lesbian who is attracted to masculine mates.
what do I have that everyone wants?
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close-talking Armenians!!!
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Black hipsters!!!
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not-too-flamboyant gay dudes!!!
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Japanese girls!!!
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British Indian people!!!!
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Imma start shouting out various peoples
I can have this whole place full of Jews
just say the word
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Lilyhammer is an amazing show.
my roommate is doing homework, and she said it was boring her because she could only hear the odd Norwegian dialogue without any context. it wasn’t enough to distract her from homework.
why do we put things on to ignore and get mad at them when they are too boring to ignore the boring?
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